i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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