let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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