nut hugger
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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