Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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