Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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