bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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