I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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