normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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