why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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