What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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