I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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