found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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