so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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