Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Rumble strips road head = magical
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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