we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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