that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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