What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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