erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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