Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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