I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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