New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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