I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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