My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
