No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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