how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
