I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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