I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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