my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
