No, drunk sperm still make babies.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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