Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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