apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Everyone says I win the strip club
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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