going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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