I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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