Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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