I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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