butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
