You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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