It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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