Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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