I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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