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i just made my gag reflex go away.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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