even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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