I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
this boner is exhausting
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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