Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just found puke in my bra..
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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