thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
