she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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