Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
