i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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