My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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