Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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