I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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