The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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