I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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